![]() ![]() ![]() And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.' If you're robbing a bank & your pants fall down, I think it's ok to laugh, & to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. 'I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. ![]() I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. Handy and his Deep Thoughts collection's got what I need! It takes odd observations, as seen below, to set me to tittering. Handy's absurdist humor touched my funnybone, and my funnybone is a queer little fella. There was a time when "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" was the only part of SNL's hour and a half that made me laugh. ![]()
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